7 Brilliant Answers! To A Deadly Question from Your Wife “DO I LOOK FAT?” One of The Most Annoying Shit-Tests Ever, Now You Can Manage It Easily in A Second

WOMEN AND THE REALITY OF TESTING MEN

Women always test men. They test every man who approaches them, saying things like, "Sorry, I have a boyfriend." This is one of the tests they use. Sure, she may genuinely have a boyfriend and not want to be disturbed by you. 

That's not a big deal; you can leave her alone. 

However, she might also have a boyfriend but be open to talking to another man. In this case, she tests your stability by observing how you react. Will you retreat immediately, or will you project that you don't care about her having a boyfriend?

And who knows, maybe she doesn't have a boyfriend at all and pretends to have one just to see how you'll respond? Here are some humorous answers you could give in those situations:

• "You have a boyfriend? Really? Where is he? I'd like to meet him. Perhaps we support the same football team." 🥰
• "You have a boyfriend? Okay, you have a boyfriend. And
  I have a dog. So? What's the problem?" 😌
• "You have a boyfriend? Don't worry, I can keep it a secret." 😉
• "So, you do have a boyfriend. And then? Having a boyfriend means you can't talk to strangers anymore? Any strangers? OMG... What kind of relationship is that?" 🤨
• "Great! You have a boyfriend, and I have a girlfriend. We have something in common. My name is Prince. What's your name?" 🙂

Do you see the humor in these responses? That's what I mean. You need to be a psychologically stable man, someone who remains calm and unshaken. 

I can't remember how many married women have spoken to me, claiming to be single. I can't remember how many girls in relationships have approached me, saying it's okay to have secret "fun" when their boyfriends are away.

That's it. Women tend to perceive a man as powerful and attractive when he remains calm. Some men feel offended when a woman throws a test, but there's no need to be. 

Just relax, take it easy, and you'll be seen as a strong, stable, and mature man.

THE WORST SHIT TEST AND A GOOD TEST

There are various types of tests or shit tests that women use to assess a man's stability. 

Single women test men who approach them to determine if they can pass the test, and married women also do the same to their husbands to see if they remain as stable as they were when they first approached them before marriage. 

Women consciously and unconsciously test us, men.

They test us consciously because women always need to confirm that their men are still stable (as women do not prefer weak men). 

They test us unconsciously because this kind of mechanism is inherent in women's brains. 

Testing men is a part of women's nature, and the difference lies in the intensity of the tests.

When a single woman dislikes you, she will throw the worst shit test at you, while a single woman who likes you will give you a good test.

Here some examples.

Examples of a Single Woman's Worst Shit Test:

"You have a bald head. Go away, you motherfucker! How dare a lowest ugly creature like you approach me!"

Examples of a Single Woman's Good Test:

"So, you want to take me out for dinner and talk? Alright, give me a good reason why I should accept your invitation?"

The same applies to married men. 

If you are married and your wife still finds you attractive and stable, she will reduce the intensity of testing you. 

However, if she perceives a lack of stability, she may constantly throw more worst shit tests.

Examples of a Married Woman's Worst Shit Tests (1):

"Do I look fat? What?! You said 'yes'?! OMG, how cruel are you! I hate you! I am leaving! Bye!"

If you respond affirmatively, the situation may escalate into a difficult one, not because of what you said, but because of your perceived weakness.

Examples of a Married Woman's Worst Shit Tests (2):

"Do I look fat? What?! You said 'no'?! What a fucking liar! I hate liars! I am leaving! Bye!"

If you respond negatively, the situation may become challenging, not because of your answer, but because of your perceived weakness.

However, when you maintain your stability as a man and a respected leader in your marriage, your wife will only give you a positive test like this: "Do I look overweight? Am I still attractive to you? Will you always love me? Tell me, what do you like about me?" 

She is not testing you with the question "Do I look overweight?" but seeking validation from you by continuing with "Am I still attractive to you?”.

It's a good sign when your woman or your wife seeks validation from you, because it indicates that she fears you might leave her.

RESPOND QUICKLY AND EFFORTLESSLY TO THE SHIT-TEST QUESTION: "DO I LOOK FAT?" WITH MY 7 BRILLIANT ANSWERS

Words can be a powerful tool. Sometimes, establishing your masculine power can be done simply through words. Let's consider a simple example when you're feeling hungry.

THE WRONG WAY

Husband: "I am hungry. Let's grab some food outside. What do you want to eat?" 🙂

Wife: "Anything. Up to you."

Husband: "Then let's eat spaghetti." 🙂

Wife: "I don't want to eat spaghetti."

Husband: "Oh? Okay. What do you want instead?" 😐

Wife: "Anything. But not spaghetti."

Husband: "Alright, chicken nuggets." 😃

Wife: "I hate chicken nuggets."

Husband: "What? So, what do you want?" 🤨

Wife: "Anything."

Husband: "??!!!" 😐 😐 😐

The solution? Just lead. Never ask.

THE CORRECT WAY

Husband: "I want to eat outside. Join me if you want to." 

Wife: "I want to eat some cheeseburgers!"

Husband: "I want to eat spaghetti. I'll have spaghetti first, and then we can get cheeseburgers for you." 

Wife: "Okay!"

Women tend to follow decisive men. Embrace that characteristic.

Now, let's move to the core of this guide. Your wife asks you a question, a shit-test question: "Do I Look Fat?"

THE WRONG WAY [1]

You (the husband): "Ummm... Yes, a little bit..." 🤔

Your Wife: "WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU! I HATE YOU!"

THE WRONG WAY [2]

You (the husband): "Ummm... Well, no." 🤔

Your wife: "YOU'RE NOT SURE?!"

THE WRONG WAY [3]

You (the husband): "No." 🤨

Your wife: "LIAR!"

Dear gentlemen, here are my seven correct ways, to answer the tricky question "Do I Look Fat?" from your wife. Use these seven effective responses, whenever you encounter this type of shit-test from your wife.